What's a tiger running a copy machine called? A copycat!
Why are tigers religious? Because they prey frequently and prey as a family!
Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants to!
What does a lion do on a canoe? Use his roar!
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!
What do tigers sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells.
How do tigers describe themselves? Purr-fect!
On which day do tigers eat people? Chewsday!