At PrideRock Wildlife Refuge, providing a permanent sanctuary and shelter for mistreated and unwanted lions, tigers and cougars is our guiding mission.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Big Cat Jokes

What's a tiger running a copy machine called?  A copycat!

Why are tigers religious? Because they prey frequently and prey as a family!

Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants to!

What does a lion do on a canoe? Use his roar!

What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!

What do tigers sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells.

How do tigers describe themselves? Purr-fect!

On which day do tigers eat people? Chewsday!

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